Number 2. Finally! Great news – my wife has passed her driving test. I am now a free man. Or am I? You see, I no longer have to drive her around – but I’ll probably no longer have the car. Although my wife works next door, I’m sure she’ll begin to drive to work. We’ll have to wait and see. Mind you, I don’t think I’ll have to go shopping now – nice! But does not being sole driver anymore take away a part of my masculinity? In this age of equal opportunities and female pride it seems that there is less and less that makes a man a man. Being able to drive was a man thing. Now anyone can do it. Oh well.
I guess my free man theory is a bit ropey.